“艾玛!继母是个汉子???”
路谨刚开口观众席中便爆发出一阵惊呼。√
“卧槽槽槽!?男的!?等等,这声音……我咋觉得我认识这小哥?!”
“快拍照!我有预感这小哥要火!”
“那你们说……别的角色是八是也……”
“总觉得女一号又要被抢风头了……”
路远听着周围学生的议论,再看着他哥在台上绘声绘色的表演,忍不住轻笑出声。
“Yes, and so many fruits……Wow, I like them.”
沈宁穿着造型夸张的粉色长裙,对着面前桌子上摆着的水果露出喜爱的神色。
“Mum. Look! So many beautiful clothes.I like this dress!”
宋楠则一身绿色长裙,带着圆形小礼帽。翻看着架上的衣服,随即扯下来一条在自己身上比划。
“No, please, that’s my dress. This dress is bought by my father.”
秦远山一脸委屈的看着三人,手指绞着洗得有些发白的长裙。
此时的观众席又一阵骚动。
“话剧社啥时候这么多汉子了!”
“灰姑娘也是个老爷们?!能不能好好玩耍了!”
“我后悔了我想去话剧社!”
“果然男孩子打扮起来比女孩子都养眼么……”
“我可能是个假妹子……”
“Who are you? ”宋楠气势汹汹的一把将秦远山推倒在地,咚的一声让路谨不禁默默流汗。“Mum, who is she?”
“She is your sister. But it doesn't matter.Cinderella, clean the room and then cook for us. Right now!”
路谨立刻化身恶毒的继母大人,啪的一声将鞋跟踩到秦远山同学的裙摆上。
“Why? I'm not your servant!”秦远山用力拽着可怜兮兮的裙摆,抬头不甘示弱的吼了回去。
这声怒吼吓得路谨一哆嗦,差点咬了自己的舌头。
“But from now on you are our servant.”
“Yes.”
沈宁点点头,笑着俯身取走了秦远山戴着的珍珠小耳夹。
“I like her necklace.”宋楠粗鲁的扯下秦远山脖子上的项链,在手上得意的晃了晃。“Now,it's mine.”
“No!”
秦远山掩面作哭泣状,娇滴滴的样子让路谨后背发凉。
陈情冒出来做了个鬼脸,在旁边转了个圈。
“After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to liveand she was more and more dirty.”
晃晃悠悠的念出旁白后,坏心眼的在秦远山的头顶比了个“耶”。
“Cruel as her stepmother was to her,Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.”
“Who is it?”
路谨佯装面前有扇门,用一种好清纯不做作的造型打开门问到。
“Uh……”饰演士兵的男同学明显被路谨给吓到了,可疑的停顿后摸出裁剪精致的信封递给路谨接着说道:“I'm the soldier of the palace. Madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house.”
“Anastasia, Drizella! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom.”
路谨接过信后向自己的两个不知所云的傻女儿招着手。
“Hooray! I'll be the queen!”
沈宁表现出了极度的兴奋,一不小心碰倒了水果盘。
“I will be the queen, not you!”
宋楠不满的撞了一下沈宁,沈宁不甘示弱的撞了回去,两个人像角斗士一样互相碰撞,发出可笑的声响。
“Okay, girls.”为了防止傻闺女窝里斗破坏自己的发财梦,路谨及时制止了她们。“You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately.”
“Mum, I want to go to the party, too.”
秦远山爬起来拍拍裙子上并不存在的灰小心翼翼的说到。
“You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.”
沈宁和宋楠异口同声的说到,尾音故意拖长,就像在唱童谣,随即对视一眼大笑起来。
“Please, can I……”
“Cinderella, you are dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework first.”
路谨无视了秦远山的小狗眼,随即三人像是变戏法一样拽掉了身上的衣服,变成崭新的礼裙走到了幕布后面。
“我去!还带着样儿的!?”
“话剧社不愧是社团三壕之一……”
“我记得夜店公关小哥的衣服也是这样一扯一个花……”
“夜店的那位暴露了啊喂!”
“嘘,看戏看戏。”
秦远山坐地上失声痛哭起来,背景音乐也很应景的来了个孤苦无助BGM。这时,莫琛同学的仙女教母白裙飘飘的出场了。
莫琛披散着浅金色的长卷发,化着烈焰红唇和烟熏妆,让秦远山迷之觉得他走错了剧场。
音乐变成了欢快的现代舞曲,莫琛唱起了歌:“You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you bekre beautiful!”
秦远山扯下自己破旧的衣裙,变成了那天惊艳众人的水蓝色长裙,飘逸的裙摆随着他的动作而划动。
“卧槽美美美!prprpr!”
“尼玛陈情那家伙从哪里找的这些好看的小哥哥!”
“啊啊啊!话剧社要火!”
“我喜欢这个妆容前卫的仙女!”
“Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the kre back before 12 o'clock.On the stroke of twelve, all things will be broken and everything will be as it was before.”
莫琛挥舞着自己的仙女棒对着满脸笑容的秦远山说到。
“Thank you, fairy.”
秦远山对着莫琛行了一礼然后迫不及待的跑到了幕布后面。
妈的你就是想尽早下台,连台词都省了。
莫琛看着身手矫健的秦远山,内心忍不住吐槽了一句。
为了彰显自己是个负责的小仙女,莫琛中气十足的吼了一声然后从另一边跳着舞下台了:“Don't forget the time!”
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welkre to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, kre to the front, please! ”
大臣清了清嗓子,带着公式化的微笑念完了开场白,随即林桐便迈着稳健的步伐缓缓走出了幕布。
“嗷嗷嗷!好帅啊!”
“等等这不是我们系的小姐姐吗!”
“卧槽不是吧王子是一个小姐姐演的?!”
“话剧社吃枣药丸……”
“我今天可能要被掰弯……”
“ Highness,Which one do you like?”
另一个大臣特有眼力价儿的问到。
林桐看着沈宁和宋楠有些夸张的妆容,再看看其他小姐姐的穿衣打扮,一脸憋屈的抿了抿嘴。
“I don’t think they are……”
就在这时秦远山霸气的踩着高跷似的鞋走到人群中,让林桐把下半句话给咽了回去。
“She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! ”
陈情又冒了出来,像唱歌剧一样拖着长长的调子。